Abi Scott (keaalu) wrote,
Abi Scott

Subtitles on TV

I'm so glad I hadn't turned off the subtitles on the TV during the news, because this would have been a mystifying weather forecast, and I would have been thinking about what the presenter meant for hours.

Picture the scene: I'm in the kitchen, listening to the weather at the end of the 6 o'clock news while I cooked my supper. I heard the weatherman say it was going to get cold, soon, so:
"...if you've been doing it without ejaculating..."

I leaped around the corner wondering what the hell ejaculating had to do with the weather, and watched the following subtitles come up on the screen:
"...if you've been doing it without your jacket, lately..."

...it's been a long day. ¬_¬

Crossposted. This entry was originally posted at http://keaalu.dreamwidth.org/21475.html.

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