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I really wish my upstairs neighbours would Google their address every once in a while. They might work out how much I can hear when they're screaming at each other.

Just now, she bursts out yelling "I DON'T CARE IF I WANT IT ON I'LL F'KING HAVE IT ON" and the the last 10 minutes they've been yelling at each other and crashing around. FFS. This is getting to be daily. Seriously, I barely knew I HAD upstairs neighbours until she moved in.

Tell you what, next time they have a screaming match at a stupid time of day I'll phone the police and report that I think she's trying to kill him, THEN they might realise I can hear EVERY F'KING WORD IN DOLBY CLARITY most times.*

(* ok actually I'll poke a note under their door to the effect of "STFU I'm trying to sleep you noisy bint")

(Edit: grr my grammar is horrible tonight)

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bobtodd
Jan. 27th, 2010 09:36 pm (UTC)
Oh man, our neighbours are like that too. They're a married couple, and he's really quiet but she does enough harpy-like screeching for both of them, with none of the coolness afforded to me by living next door to an actual real live harpy.
keaalu
Jan. 27th, 2010 09:54 pm (UTC)
The smell would be a bit rank though. Would bird-women be able to flush a loo? I guess they'd be ok with that but not the wiping-arse beforehand.
bobtodd
Jan. 28th, 2010 12:00 am (UTC)
Would they have bird-arses? Birds don't need to wipe arse, so I suppose that's that problem solved.
jill_dragon
Jan. 27th, 2010 10:15 pm (UTC)
I can sympathize, I've got two sets of upstairs neighbors. One couple is fairly quiet but they've got a yappy little excuse for a dog. And the other is a bunch of renters who like to blast music, play Rock Band, and scream at each other in the middle of the night.

Damn 70's cheap and shoddy sound-proofing technology. *grumbles*
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