Abi Scott (keaalu) wrote,
Abi Scott


I changed my mind.
I changed my mind.
"...make it go away?"

See? THIS is why I don't do "traditional Mpreg" (as in, yeah, so guys in my AU can have babies, why not? BUT! Not in the usual "CUTE PUDGY BELLY YAOI" kind. It's gotta make a BIT of sense)

I mean, lookit. A) it's silly, b) ASSBABIES and c) poor Whites, he's gonna snap in half if he's not careful. Not bad enough that he's about to burn out his master fuse, now he's carrying his own weight in slosh and offspring? No ty. *hugs heem*

PS - HOW THE HECK DOES THAT WORK, ANYWAY, people? He's not made of rubber! *suspension of disbelief: failed*

(And you're supposed to be SYMPATHETIC, Lance, not go all gooey over what he looks like. YOU CAN'T KEEP HIM THAT WAY. Rrgh.)

Yes, they're both adults - just that, well, one's a bike, the other's a truck. ^_^ Whites has always had "size issues", bless him. The bigger the better (within reason).
Tags: art, character: lancet, character: whitesides

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