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Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

W. T. F.

Seriously. What does that even MEAN?

Edit: I take it back, LJ has imploded into such a wonderful bag of raaage at this writer's block. Even the guys' "Friends only" post on his LJ is full of ANGERRR.

I thought this comment someone made summed it up beautifully: "I think the fact that this question made it onto Writer's Block constitutes an EPIC WIN. My hat's off to you for successfully trolling ALL OF LJ."

Calm down, dear, it's only a commercial!

Comments

jill_dragon
Aug. 4th, 2009 10:08 am (UTC)
Cheers, Stephanie Meyrs needs to die a horrible death for inventing the Twilight series.
keaalu
Aug. 4th, 2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
Gawd, is that what this tripe is about? *bluuugh*

I saw the trailer for the next film the other day and just laughed at magical turn-instantly-into-wolf-werewolf. Then went "is he supposed to be SEXY with those red-painted whore lips? O_o" Then went "brain, stop trying to apply logic to tweenybopper sparklevamp gibberish, you'll hurt yourself."

Then I went "DON'T TAKE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND, EITHER, BRAIN, YOU HAVE GAY ROBOTS" ...and stopped thinking about it.
jill_dragon
Aug. 11th, 2009 09:14 am (UTC)
Hey, at least our gay robots don't SPARKLE. XD

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