Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?
W. T. F.
Seriously. What does that even MEAN?
Edit: I take it back, LJ has imploded into such a wonderful bag of raaage at this writer's block. Even the guys' "Friends only" post on his LJ is full of ANGERRR.
I thought this comment someone made summed it up beautifully: "I think the fact that this question made it onto Writer's Block constitutes an EPIC WIN. My hat's off to you for successfully trolling ALL OF LJ."
Calm down, dear, it's only a commercial!