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That Snow Angel

That Snow Angel... That Snow Angel...
(Click to engalrge <--wtf is that supposed to be? ERF too late to be making spell right. *clears throat* Click image to enlarge.)

Or should that be "...that's no angel!" ? Bwahaha.

"Button...? You know it's probably gonna be seen as bad luck when a snow angel has horns, right?"

Although all I can think right now is F'CK that's one HUUUUUUUGE scarf Skywarp's got, there. Maybe someone sewed a load of blankets together for him.

I have got another much stupider one to come - based off something verry stupid, in which someone I know said she needed some more "Hermesetas" (they're a type of sweetener, btw) but it sounded like "Hermy Seekers"... and me being me, having plumbed the depths of furry depravity with the aid of wtf_fa, instantly went "hermy Seekers? Wtf? OMFGWTFBBQ IDEA". The picture itself is ridiculously stupid, but I've gone way more stylised than normal on the expressions, and I might just have to adopt Warp's "WTF?! X_x " face for an icon. BWAHAHA


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Dec. 26th, 2008 07:22 am (UTC)
XD Warp, you have no excuse to look so exasperated/bewildered by your child's ADD. You just don't. Ask TC or Starscream.

XDDD you know...that is the EXACT SAME thing I thought of when I saw that picture..."WHERE did he get that scarf?"

...I...I LOVE Seem's little musher hat. It's so CUTE. *kind of flailed over it*

ARGH WHY is the Chris Cornell song "You Know My Name" giving me Seeker!brain? I think it's a terminal affliction now...*melodramatic* I shall never be ridden of these Seekers that have invaded mah brainmeats!

>_>....*shoves lyrics at you!* http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/chriscornell/youknowmyname.html

I don't know WHY it perks my interest for them...but it DOES. Gah.

In other news, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

*goes back to tooling ze intarnets and contemplating seeker!brain ficlet*
Dec. 26th, 2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
I should admit I have no idea why a giant robot would need a scarf (or a hat or mittens or.... etc) in the FIRST place, because it's not like they'll get cold/shivery. :P BUT ANYWAY.

Loool, I was thinking you meant the Ting Tings "That's Not my Name" to start with. XD
Great, I've got THAT in my brain now.
Warp: "They call me 'her', They call me 'Jane',
That's not my name (TC), That's not my name..."
TC: "...Are you gonna shut up, or am I going to have to hit you?"
(I'm not sure where he'd get a hairbrush big enough to use as a microphone, though. Maybe one of those carwash roller brushes. But that would mean he'd have to go take a bath. Hmm.)

Ohhhh gawd I am so braindead. *dies on desk* I'll blame it on the Hermy Seekers. :P

Edited at 2008-12-26 01:32 pm (UTC)
Dec. 26th, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
(*point* OH SO YOUR FAULT!!!)



"Hey! Stop that!"

"Angle him sideways. Maybe he'll fit that way."

"Will he still clear the machinery?"

"...Do you honestly CARE at this point?"

"Point. PUSH!"

The purple F15 fighter jet yelped again and wiggled himself against his captors. "For the last fraggin' time, I don't fit!!"

"Can it, 'Warp. That prank was your genius idea. Unless we get you clean, they won't let you back on the Ark and that medic won't fix you. Push, TC!"

"I AM pushing, Screamer. I'm about to push you in there with him."

"OW! What about Sepp?? GET SEPP!"

Starscream's facial components twitched; a smirk trying to break through his affected scowl, "She refuses. On account of you 'setting a bad example for the little ones'. Now, tuck up your wings. We're going to make another go of this."

Skywarp wailed. Across the parking lot sat Jazz, unsure if he should maybe help or sit there and continue to shake apart his alt form from laughter.

The owner of the carwash was a little leary at first when they had asked to use his facilities in an 'emergency' scrub down of one of their fighters. He seemed even moreso when those fighters turned out to be the jets that had a very BAD reputation. But Jazz prided himself in his ability to smooth talk just about anyone, and soon had the owner agreeing to closing down for the rest of the day...as long as he didn't have to watch, and they locked up afterwards.

So here he sat, little ones napping in his seats, watching two grown jets trying to shove a wailing third into a carwash tunnel. Life, he pondered, didn't get much more entertaining than this.

(I have to go lay down now...Brain broke'd.)
Dec. 28th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
Who'd have thought that the pride of the air force would have SUCH a girly squeal?
*falls over laughing* Awesome. :D

...now I have this picture in my head that I'm going to have to attempt to draw. ¬_¬ "I think we used too much soap."

Poor Skywarp. Anyone would think he doesn't like baths.
Dec. 28th, 2008 07:38 am (UTC)
Re: Who'd have thought that the pride of the air force would have SUCH a girly squeal?
...now I have this picture in my head that I'm going to have to attempt to draw. ¬_¬ "I think we used too much soap."

Poor Skywarp. Anyone would think he doesn't like baths.

(AUGH, why do I keep getting brain images? XDDD *cackles anyway!*)

"You think, Screamer? He only looks like one of those frothy four-legged squishy... sick things."

"Oooh, nice comeback, TC. Highly intelligent."

"Shut up, Starscream."

The two jets sat in the rec room at their usual table in the corner, each with a cube of energon in hand. It was almost frightening how...commonplace it was becoming to see any one (or all three) jets crowded around the table. With the exception of a few wary glances now and again, the Seekers had become an, if not welcome, accepted sight in Autobot territory.

Slipstream had taken the liberty of zonking out in Thundercracker's lap, which had earned him a dubious look and almost snide (if it wasn't so amused) comment from Ironhide (Is that kid magnetized to you or s'umthin'?). TC had taken it in stride as he did with anything else, and was actually a little surprised when Starscream let slip a small chuckle as the older mech walked away.

"Our reputation is effectively ruined, you know."

"Oh, I think the little ones and Sepp have effectively killed any saving chances it might've had," Starscream shrugged. "If it wasn't them, it was Skywarp's shrieking."

This time Thundercracker did grin. "I guess. But what a way for it to crash and burn."


Starscream looked over as Footloose blurred into the rec room, holding something to her small chassis. Honestly, he'd bet good credits that the little bundle of wires could sometimes rival him in speed.

With a small 'pop!' of displaced air, Footloose appeared on top of the table and skidded to a stop, nearly upturning Starscream's cube right onto his lap.

"Jas say I give. Am import'nt!" She handed a silver disc over to the older jet, who took it carefully.

"Oh? And what could be so important about this thing," Starscream queried, turning the disc so it caught the dim lighting of the room.

"Jas say it safe with Dack and Sta'zim. Day be grumpy if find. Ausep say Day am not to be grumpy!"

That caused Thundercracker to arch an optical ridge as he glanced at Starscream. Obviously, he had missed something, because Starscream was getting that look he got when something went just his way.

"Button, did Jazz say what was on this disc?" Footloose nodded.

"Carwash," she replied. Starscream's grin grew wider as he sub-spaced the mini treasure. Thundercracker fought to keep his face straight.

"Go tell him we appreciate it, and we'll keep it away from Day."

Footloose grinned, very proud of herself for doing good! and popped out of view. Silence once again descended on the empty rec room.


"Yeah, Screamer?" Thundercracker was laughing now.

"Don't you DARE repeat this. I can't even believe I'm going to SAY it...but I think we owe Jazz."

(XDD I'm glad you liked it! I got the mental image and couldn't help myself. TOTALLY your fault :P Lol, we just need to trade ficbits now. ForSCIENCEthe lulz.

I hope you like this one...even if they kind of ran away with it...I was going to end it after the first couple of sentences! Screamer is a pushy bastard.)
Dec. 29th, 2008 12:09 am (UTC)
Re: Who'd have thought that the pride of the air force would have SUCH a girly squeal?
Bwahaha, poor Warp. :D I would say I'm sorry, except that I'm not. ;) Now I have this vague mental image of a certain someone stomping about and trying really, really hard to think up something suitable in retribution, but he isn't having much luck (and neither am I ¬_¬ I've just had... frogs).

Yeah, they've tended to run away with my braindoodles as well. ¬_¬ "Screaming Blue" was only supposed to be a few thousand words, not a freaking novel (that was before Warp muscled in on Screamer's airtime).

This kinda fell out of my pen as a result, while I was watching TV this evening:

(I've given up attempting to be semi-true-to-the-cartoon, and just gone stylised, and I kinda like the result. ;) )
Dec. 29th, 2008 08:47 am (UTC)
Re: Who'd have thought that the pride of the air force would have SUCH a girly squeal?
XD Damn. I have a retort ficbit to this, but i'm too tired to type it up. Guess you'll just have to wait until I get back on Saturday! :P
Dec. 30th, 2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
But that means I've got to wait until NEXT YEAR! *flails on floor* ;)
Dec. 30th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Who'd have thought that the pride of the air force would have SUCH a girly squeal?
*helpless laughter*
Dec. 26th, 2008 04:45 pm (UTC)
Oh my, it must be cold when seekers start wearing scarves! So cute! :)

Hermy Seekers? Seekers with Hermes style wings on their feet! They carry messages for Megatron when for some reason radios aren't working. Yep!
Dec. 29th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
Yeah, that must be what it is... *sidles off, whistling innocently* ;)
Dec. 30th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
Of course that's what it is! ;)

(I'd just read something to do with gods, so that was indeed the first thing that sprang to mind.)
Dec. 29th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)

And some of things I do to Halo characters I think are crazy....
Dec. 29th, 2008 12:13 am (UTC)
But crazy is the way to be! *yays quietly*

(And robobabies are cute, so there. ;) )
Jan. 3rd, 2009 05:21 am (UTC)
Forget where he got the scarf from. Who actually convinced him to WEAR the scarf?
Jan. 3rd, 2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
I'm thinking there was probably just a smidgen (*holds up thumb and forefinger a fraction of a millimetre apart*) of emotional blackmail involved. *nods*
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